A Smorgasbord Of Debauchery And Gaucherie

powerburial:

(trying to cheer you up) theres actually several castes of losers even below you. you cant fathom their misery

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

luxwing:

luxwing:

Something I haven’t seen anyone else talk about yet which kinda bums me out is how the fruits and vegetables in pikmin 4 look so FUCKING good. I found a zucchini last night and my god I wanted to eat it so bad.

This is literally the epitome of graphics.

(via unfunyman)

bearie:

wish i could google “am i good?” and it would tell me if i should go to the hospital

(via zackisontumblr)

souvlakigf:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)

hellazeb:

(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)

koloocheh:

koloocheh:

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️

(via spongebobssquarepants)

effemimaniac:

when you’re a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you’re an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

(via kimpossibooty)

burntblueberrywaffles:

(via leftboob-enthusiast)